• Monster



    The monster is here, it always will be. Different shapes different sizes. Incomprehensible. Unstoppable. It’s here to eat, it’s here to toy, it’s here to test. It’s so much more than just a fairytale. 

    Do we invite the monster? Do we’d accept the inevitable wrath the monster entails and submit to its wrath? Maybe try and curry favor with it and hope to buy more time? Maybe we’re no better than that monster and secretly wish to gain something from…

  • FLCL




  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    They really killed the generic white boy love interest twice in the same movie. That’s gotta be worth some kind of award.

  • SLC Punk

    SLC Punk


    Like Trainspotting if it was in America not about drugs and way less depressing…..so not really Trainspotting but the vibes correlate a tad.

  • Cremaster 3

    Cremaster 3

    Nearly three years ago, a quest had begun. Compete the cremaster cycle they said. At the center of the world on fire there was a five pronged testicle saga. Waiting, beckoning, inviting. First there was 4, then there was 1, then there was 5, then there was 2. All that remained was the fifth entry: number 3.
    Years passed, the world changed, but the cum remained. Unfinished, incomplete, flaccid. Just 180 minutes, taunting my every waking hour, like Matthew…

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    As long as they stick the landing this could go on to be one of the greatest film trilogies ever.

  • Love in the Time of Twilight

    Love in the Time of Twilight


    Tsui Hark really wanted to make a love story, was asked what genre the film will be and his answer was "yes".

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


    Historians rejoice, we may have many wonders of the world such as the hanging gardens and the collossus of Rhodes; but the goofy goober song is here for us all. Paradise is still reachable.

  • Days of Wine and Roses

    Days of Wine and Roses


    Sat down to watch this movie with a drink in hand, I don't particularly recommend that.

  • Sleuth



    What’s better than this? Guys being the sassiest and most devious dudes.

  • Victor/Victoria



    Very much yes, absolutely for certain. 100% oh yeah yes sir.

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The greatest ass in all of film gone but not forgotten