Favorite films

  • City of God
  • Chungking Express
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Possession

Recent activity

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane


  • Down with Love


  • They/Them


  • Nope


Recent reviews

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    10 Cloverfield Lane


    i need a scientific deep dive analysis into how john goodman is just walking around without an oscar... he kills it every time. this is madly tense from the first shot to the very end, and i imagine even if this is a film you don't enjoy straight away, you'll stick around, because part of you will need to know what happens. even thought the ending feels a bit lacklustre at first, it ends up feeling quite satisfying, and overall, i can safely say that i've never seen anything like this.

  • Down with Love

    Down with Love


    why is this not framed and covered in gold in the rom com hall of fame...
    great acting, colourful, pretty, strong message, an imperceptible twist, hot ewan mcgregor, funny, a 4 minute masterclass of a monologue from renee zellweger, new york, brilliant costumes, sexual enough to be funny but not too sexual to the point that you can't watch it with parents, sarah paulson, great soundtrack, hot and endearing david hyde pierce, clever, sweet, camp... no complaints, will be getting a poster, a modern classic.

Popular reviews

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    anya taylor joy: *moves bishop to K4*

    me having never played chess in my life: 'OMG what a play she's humiliated him'

  • He's All That

    He's All That


    does anyone know one 17 year old who unironically uses the words 'screw off' or 'dirtbag' or 'douche' in a genuine attempt to offend someone. if someone said that to me, my body would go into shock and then shut down because the level of cringe that would be pulsating through my veins would be fatal. i'm losing my fucking mind.