Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Marriage Story
  • The Shining
  • Before Sunrise

Recent activity

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  • The Prestige


  • Halloween Kills

  • Orphan


Recent reviews

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige


    amazing story of obsession and loss, maybe the least spectacle heavy of christopher nolan’s movies which worked for me so much. also christian bale and hugh jackman are some cool cats.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    they fr said fuck it what if michael just killed everyone because who fucking cares at this point. michael kills everyone and jamie lee curtis screams for 10 minutes the movie. oh what happens in this movie? michael kills everyone and laurie screams thats about it. wanna see michael myers kill literally everyone? i have the movie for you. want to see 62 year old jamie lee curtis scream in a hospital for 15 minutes? well buddy i have the movie for you.

Popular reviews

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

    Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked


    watched this with my 7 year old cousin who gave me an impeccable commentary about how he is theodore and my sister is dave and how all his friends correspond to the different chipmunks

    you know who i got? i got fucking ian in a bird outfit

  • Luca



    call me by your name if call me by your name was good

    but seriously, the reason i love pixar is they can go from releasing an existential movie about what it truly means to live your life knowing the inevitability of death, to making a quaint beautiful almost fairy tale about sea monsters wanting to win a bike race in italy so they can ride a vespa. they handle both so well, and i think these sorts of movies…