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  • Scream
  • Marriage Story
  • The Player
  • The Shining

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  • Drag Me to Hell

    ★★★½

  • Scream 2

    ★★★★½

  • Old

    ★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

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  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

    Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

    ★★

    watched this with my 7 year old cousin who gave me an impeccable commentary about how he is theodore and my sister is dave and how all his friends correspond to the different chipmunks

    you know who i got? i got fucking ian in a bird outfit

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★★★★

    fuck it ima say it.

    favourite actor.

    favourite movie.

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  • Drag Me to Hell

    Drag Me to Hell

    ★★★½

    this demon lamia guys just a silly little bloody bugger with all these goofs and gaffs

  • Old

    Old

    ★★½

    something about seeing m. night show up in his own movies really boils my blood. the sheer audacity of this man to write in parts for his movies specifically for himself, to have multiple lines and to be an integral part to the plot is so vain and so self serving that i almost respect him for it, but his stupid face and annoying voice just piss me off, especially watching the rest of this stupid fkn movie with the worst dialogue i’ve heard in a while sends me for an absolute spin. fuck you m. night shyamalan

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  • Blended

    Blended

    ★★★½

    explain how this is unironically a good movie

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★★

    call me by your name if call me by your name was good

    but seriously, the reason i love pixar is they can go from releasing an existential movie about what it truly means to live your life knowing the inevitability of death, to making a quaint beautiful almost fairy tale about sea monsters wanting to win a bike race in italy so they can ride a vespa. they handle both so well, and i think these sorts of movies…