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  The Nun II 2023

  ★ Watched 15 Sep 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It’s bad but it’s not bad bad. It’s a big mindless, stale, cliche, generic, meaningless burger. 

  Obviously the scares are pathetic, there’s no atmosphere, it’s flooded with piss poor acting, BADDDDD dialogue with inconsistent characters (I bet money there was more than one writer before the movie ended and I was right), the villain was too overpowered and yet forgot what powers it had when convenient, the macguffin of the film was ultimately pointless, main character side kick was so…

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  The Trouble with Harry 1955

  ★★★ Rewatched 10 Sep 2023

  Comedy was surprisingly good and I chuckled at a few of the jokes. The problem is it’s kinda dull and there’s a lot of character’s talking to themselves for no reason for the audiences sake.

Popular reviews

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  Ambulance 2022

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2023 5

  I was pretty bored with this. 

  I did find myself fully into it by the time the crew was arriving at the bank, but from then until half way through my interest deteriorated insanely fast. I was incredibly bored with the rest of the film. 

  I hated the shitty editing, annoying cinematography (except the drone footage which was ruined because it was cut to shit), the pissy emotional music, and the lame sound design. There was no shortage of continuity issues,…

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  First Blood 1982

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Feb 2023 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Yeah, yeah, I know Rambo doesn’t fight with sticks, shoot grenade tip arrows, endorse the Taliban, or literally tear a man’s throat out with his bare hands in this movie but he DOES throw a rock at a helicopter and a man falls out of it. 

  So yeah. 

  Seriously though I love this movie. While the vast majority of Stallone’s movies are him sucking his own dick trying to convince people how cool he is, this movie is earnest and…

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