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  • Battle Royale
  • Braindead
  • Hard Boiled
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  • The VelociPastor

    ★★

  • Gamer

    ★★★

  • Steel Dawn

    ★★

  • Pleasure

    ★★★½

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    I honestly don’t know if I can love a film anymore than I do Aliens. Yes, Alien is the shit and a horror staple. But Aliens is the best of the series for me. It fathered one of the greatest first person shooters in Halo. It also produced some of the best characters in any movie EVER. We have the most bad ass heroine in Ellen Ripley. We have the bad-assery from Corporal Hicks played by Michael Biehn and Vasquez…

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    “I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter... TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!”

    My NUMERO UNO favorite horror movie of all time. Could watch this everyday of my life and NOT get bored. John Carpenter is THE master of horror. Throw in an Ennio Morricone score with Kurt Russell as Macready and voila, a masterpiece. I own three different copies of this on blu…

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  • The VelociPastor

    The VelociPastor

    ★★

    I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. It’s bloody as fuck, has ninjas, and yes, a pastor that turns into a raptor. Obviously it’s goofy beyond relief and has some stupid stuff, but I had a good time watching it.

  • Gamer

    Gamer

    ★★★

    I remember seeing this in high school and somewhat liking it, but definitely not as much as Crank. It hasn’t aged very well with the offensive dialogue but I like most of the characters for the most part. It could be much worse at 95 minutes, and the editing is so quick so it feels like it flies by.

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Scream series is one of the most meta of all meta cinema but it’s such a blast and fun throughout for horror fans. This fifth installment wasn’t needed but as a fan of the franchise, I had to go and show support. The call backs to the other movies were pretty good. I was impressed with how unapologetically violent is was. Everyone that was killed got fucked up and was stabbed a dozen times each.

    So, the twist… I…

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ★★★★★

    This movie came out in late October and I’ve been playing the soundtrack on and off all the damn time. Listen to that thing through and through, with no skips. My favorite track is probably Happy House, such a banger and awesome scene. Edgar Wright proves that he’s one of the best in the biz at using music in his films and I love him for that.

    I can’t praise Thomasin McKenzie, Anya Taylor Joy, and Diana Rigg are so…