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  Aliens 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by j__guerrero 28 Feb 2021 1

  I honestly don’t know if I can love a film anymore than I do Aliens. Yes, Alien is the shit and a horror staple. But Aliens is the best of the series for me. It fathered one of the greatest first person shooters in Halo. It also produced some of the best characters in any movie EVER. We have the most bad ass heroine in Ellen Ripley. We have the bad-assery from Corporal Hicks played by Michael Biehn and Vasquez…

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by j__guerrero 04 Oct 2020 4

  “I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter... TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!”

  My NUMERO UNO favorite horror movie of all time. Could watch this everyday of my life and NOT get bored. John Carpenter is THE master of horror. Throw in an Ennio Morricone score with Kurt Russell as Macready and voila, a masterpiece. I own three different copies of this on blu…

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  The VelociPastor 2018

  ★★ Watched by j__guerrero 22 Jan 2022

  I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. It’s bloody as fuck, has ninjas, and yes, a pastor that turns into a raptor. Obviously it’s goofy beyond relief and has some stupid stuff, but I had a good time watching it.

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  Gamer 2009

  ★★★ Rewatched by j__guerrero 21 Jan 2022 1

  I remember seeing this in high school and somewhat liking it, but definitely not as much as Crank. It hasn’t aged very well with the offensive dialogue but I like most of the characters for the most part. It could be much worse at 95 minutes, and the editing is so quick so it feels like it flies by.

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  Scream 2022

  ★★★½ Watched by j__guerrero 14 Jan 2022 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  The Scream series is one of the most meta of all meta cinema but it’s such a blast and fun throughout for horror fans. This fifth installment wasn’t needed but as a fan of the franchise, I had to go and show support. The call backs to the other movies were pretty good. I was impressed with how unapologetically violent is was. Everyone that was killed got fucked up and was stabbed a dozen times each.

  So, the twist… I…

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  Last Night in Soho 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by j__guerrero 19 Jan 2022 7

  This movie came out in late October and I’ve been playing the soundtrack on and off all the damn time. Listen to that thing through and through, with no skips. My favorite track is probably Happy House, such a banger and awesome scene. Edgar Wright proves that he’s one of the best in the biz at using music in his films and I love him for that.

  I can’t praise Thomasin McKenzie, Anya Taylor Joy, and Diana Rigg are so…