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  • The Thing
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Oldboy
  • Hereditary

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  • FleshEater

    ★★★

  • Girls' School Screamers

    ★★

  • Are We There Yet?

    ★★★★

  • Bad Influence

    ★★★

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Watched at the Landmark Del Mar Theater in Santa Cruz for a Midnight showing. 

    There was a fair amount of people in the crowd who hadn’t seen this yet which is so crazy to me. It was cool to see and hear their reactions to some of the best scares in cinematic history. 

    They did some John Carpenter trivia before the movie started and the winner got an art card that works as two free tickets for another midnight movie…

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

    Watched at a midnight screening at the New Bev on 35mm!!! I’ve watched this probably 100-200 times in my lifetime and this might have been the best watch. The way this looks in film and seeing in a packed house of fans of the movie is amazing.

    I have this ranked as my third favorite movie of all time but in all seriousness, this might have the biggest impact on me, ever. I can recite all of the lines in…

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  • FleshEater

    FleshEater

    ★★★

    Damn, this was quite a bummer. It’s starts off so strong with plenty of undead shenanigans that we are accustomed to seeing. This is like a cheesier and lower budget version of Night of the Living Dead. Then in the final 30 minutes it just drags along. They just show random images and scenes that are pretty much useless. It’s rare to have a movie that’s under 90 minutes that feels so much longer and slow as hell. That first…

  • Girls' School Screamers

    Girls' School Screamers

    ★★

    If you go into this expecting a sleazy and cheesy Troma movie, you’ll feel bamboozled by the end. This is the tamest Troma movie I’ve ever seen and there’s little to no sleaze at all. The kills in this slasher are also so boring and bland you’ll be left wanting so much more. Even based off the cover alone, what’s advertised it not what you get. Kinda bummed out by that and I think that kinda turned me off from the movie all together.

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    I honestly don’t know if I can love a film anymore than I do Aliens. Yes, Alien is the shit and a horror staple. But Aliens is the best of the series for me. It fathered one of the greatest first person shooters in Halo. It also produced some of the best characters in any movie EVER. We have the most bad ass heroine in Ellen Ripley. We have the bad-assery from Corporal Hicks played by Michael Biehn and Vasquez…

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★½

    As soon I saw the synopsis of M3gan with the ties with James Wan, I was hyped. Then the trailer dropped and I was all game. Finally, my first theatrical watch of 2023 came tonight and this did not disappoint. I knew going in it’d be stupid and silly, and that’s okay. I went in with a clear and open mind and wouldn’t judge this hardly considering the synopsis and advertisements. It’s as predictable as you’d imagine, and this was…