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    I was really banking on Draco Zuckerberg having a more deliberate role in the overall scheme but perhaps its a testament to the horror of truth over fiction that our real-life technocrats are more unsettling and inhuman than Elon Malfoy turned out to be.

  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding

    My Big Fat Greek Wedding



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  • Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey

    Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey


    A movie about animal abuse. Hug your pets.

  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp


    At first the acting, plot beats and character motivations are confounding and bizarre. You slog through an inexplicable 10-minute baseball scene trying to figure out how self aware anyone involved in this film is. Finally you get to the end floored by a genuinely creepy climax and you think just maybe this is a landmark in LGBT cinema. The homoeroticism alone is off the charts.