Bullet Train

Bullet Train ★★★★½

When a film gives you a character with a tragic backstory and then kills them a few minutes later, you know it's gonna be something special.

Every part of this movie was organized chaos and I loved it. It was impossible to tell what was going to happen next to the point it reached cartoonish levels of hijinks, yet it worked so well.

At the end of the day, it was all because someone had a sick day, a bottle of Fiji Water and Fate.

And Fate is a comedian.

Also, now I'm wondering which train from Thomas the Tank Engine I am. That's going to bug me for a while. There's probably an online quiz about that somewhere because of this movie and the thought of that makes me so happy.

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