L.P. Gaertner

stressed-out college student. probable filmbro.
if you make me a mimosa, we'll get along just fine. 
he/they

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch
  • Lake Mungo
  • Possession

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  • The Munsters

    ★½

  • The Exorcist III

    ★★★★½

  • Bros

    ★★

  • Hocus Pocus

    ★★★

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  • Bros

    Bros

    ★★

    Bruh.

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ★½

    The problem here is not the gross unpleasantness, but that there does not exist any empathy to combat it. The main difference between this and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (the greatest portrait of a wronged woman ever committed to the medium) is that, with every step of the way, it always feels as though Laura Palmer is being looked at through a lens of sympathy, of shared heartache. In Andrew Dominik’s Blonde, the empathy is replaced with exploitative, aggressive visual…