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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

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    I don't care what anybody says, Black Christmas 2006 is the definitive campy xmas slasher to watch every year with your loser friends.

    Where would you ever find a slasher that makes every kill as festive as it can while having half the movie lit by Christmas lights like some kind of Kringle Suspiria? Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies is like 97% of the musical score and Michelle Trachtenberg swears a bunch, sorry, it doesn't get more festive than this.

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  • Korn Live: The Encounter

    Korn Live: The Encounter

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    Did you ever hear that thing about how if you sing to plants they can hear it?

    Well Korn heard that too because they literally perform this concert for an entire field of corn, and absolutely no human audience members! Corn only!! No humans allowed!!!

    Truly the Korn + Children of the Corn crossover I didn't know I needed!!!!

  • Blood Feast

    Blood Feast

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    Who else would go to Mrs Fremont's party??

    I LOVE when the girl picks up the newspaper and the headline just says "LEGS CUT OFF!" and she covers her mouth and just looks horrified lmaooo

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