isla has written 8 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

    the only great emoji movie:
    🍳☕️🔫
    🍟🍔💼🔫👣
    🍔💃💊👃💉
    ⌚️😉💩
    👊😵🚕🏨⌚️🔫👣🚦🔫👣
    🚘🔫👣😳🚿👕
    🍳☕️🔫💵💼👍

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★★

    patrick bateman taught me more about skincare than every beauty guru amalgamated into a singular glossier-peddling, baby-soft eldritch horror

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    this is what real life looks like

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    the most unrealistic part of this movie was when lady bird was went to the hospital and it was nbd. does she have health insurance??? does she know how much that costs??? greta??? greta i need to know

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

    the year is 1995. mister tarantino picks up his first oscar for this movie. reveling in his success for a fleeting moment, he reads the engraving at the tiny golden man's feet and recoils in shock

    "QUENTIN...... TORTELLINI???"

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★★★

    i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s originally satirical existence… you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

    the most emotionally charged movie scene of the 21st century had to be when Mongo the giant gingerbread man sacrificed himself and fell into the water and as his giant face was submerged he intoned, “beeeeeee……..gooooooooood………..” i have never felt so moved, so inspired, that entire “i need a hero” ending is quite possibly the most perfect action sequence in any modern film to date

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    the first rule of Fight Club is never date anyone whose favorite film is Fight Club