isla has written 4 reviews for films rated ★★★½ .

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★½

    jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written
    jane austen: everybody will love her
    jane austen: she is her mother's favourite
    jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her
    jane austen: the heroine looks up to her
    jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life
    jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart
    jane austen: and i will call her .....
    jane austen: jane :-)

  • The Boondock Saints

    The Boondock Saints

    ★★★½

    the entire third act of this movie is camp

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    ★★★½

    where's jeff goldbum's oscar for his riveting performance as captain ascot Hennessy?????? this man of myth was ROBBED

  • The Prince of Egypt

    The Prince of Egypt

    i sent a pestilence a plague into your house into your bed into your streams into your streets into your drink into your bread! upon your cattle, on your sheep upon your oxen, in your field into your dreams into your sleep until you break until you yield! I - sent - the - swarm - I - sent - the - hoard - thu'saieth the looooord

    once i called you brother, once i thought the chance to make you…