isla has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Lucy



    movie pitch: they say we only ever use 10% of our brain. imagine if we could bump that down to 1 or 2%, or even 0%

  • Avatar



    avatar was like the highest grossing movie of all time and yet its only impact on culture was to confuse people talking about the last airbender

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    the true hero of Jurassic World was jimmy buffet trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack