isla has written 6 reviews for films rated ★★★★ during 2017.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    list of all extremely dramatic and inherently gay moments in the last jedi
    - the fucking red backdrop in snoke’s boudoir… his jeff goldblum robe... the guards
    - kyle’s fucking bandaid, unnecessary ship spinning
    - luke, the dramatic door slam, the milk drinking, harpoons… “i came here to DIE”
    - everyone is just SLAPPING EACHOTHER
    - carrie fisher force moment
    - “that was leia’s last official act, right? to demote you?” mmmm watcha say
    - luke’s fucking palm frond

  • Good Time

    Good Time

    the safdie brothers repeatedly activated my fight or flight response for two consecutive hours

  • Coco


    got progressively better, i wanted to like this movie so badly and i'm very glad that's how it turned out

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    if the main guy in ex machina hadn’t liked depeche mode so much he would have probably had a girlfriend and not wanted to fuck the robot so bad and none of the other events in the film would have happened. intriguing screenwriting that really makes you think

  • Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo

    but the real question is has nemo found himself

  • Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo

    the finding nemo franchise……is one huge odyssey joke. Hear Me Out

    nemo is latin for no one. for those of you who haven't read the odyssey, when odysseus is asked his name by an irrelevant monster, he responds that his name……is no one. odysseus and marlin also face very similar trials….man eating talking monsters that get outsmarted (sharks = polyphemus), tentacle weird things (jellyfish = charybdis), CHOMP MONSTERS (anglerfish = scylla), shoddy crew that steers them away from their goal…