• The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    dares to ask: what if slim shady had a gun

  • Barbie



    my favorite part was the chevy commercial

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    “love as consumption of the other” web weaving tumblr will never recover from this. i am “love as the consumption of the other” web weaving tumblr

  • Morbius


    i watched the 1 minute 2 second sped up version from twitter and i think i've seen enough

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    watched in sync with dark side of the moon to glorious effect

  • Joker



    not enough sex scenes

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci


    i just dont understand how the film was so serious and jared leto was released upon it out of nowhere and kept popping up like he was live action mario

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    is this a christmas movie?

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written
    jane austen: everybody will love her
    jane austen: she is her mother's favourite
    jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her
    jane austen: the heroine looks up to her
    jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life
    jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart
    jane austen: and i will call her .....
    jane austen: jane :-)

  • Cats



    i saw cats last night and i still haven’t recovered. here is a play-by-play of my experience
    - the movie begins. the audience is rife with anticipatory giggles. some lady in the back row loudly says “can we be quiet now, please? let us watch the movie in silence” in a displeased russian accent.
    we will inevitably disappoint her
    - in the first 5 minutes, while crying with laughter, i decide this movie is actually about a human who gets…

  • The Empire Strikes Back

    The Empire Strikes Back


    yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu
    yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.

  • Weird Science

    Weird Science


    horny cat in the hat