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  • Gone Girl
  • The Handmaiden
  • Jennifer's Body
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  • Atonement

    ★★★★½

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  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

    i’m gonna make a movie called The Human Millipede and it’s gonna be a story about 1000 people linking arms and discovering the beauty of friendship

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★½

    objective best parts of this movie in no particular order:
    - bucky picking up rocket and spinning around with him like julie andrews
    - wong pretending that masters of the mystic arts don’t carry money when dr. strange is going to get something from the deli
    - “you’ll die alone.” “she’s not alone.”
    - “i am groot.” “i am steve rogers.”
    - “we kick names and take ass.”
    - the cloak of levitation doing more superhero work than the rest…