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  • Slither
  • V/H/S/94
  • Event Horizon
  • Mamma Mia!

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  • Mortuary

  • Parasite

  • My Best Friend Is a Vampire

  • Devilman - Volume 2: Demon Bird

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ppl who don’t like this one clearly haven’t had a psychotic episode in their parents’ living room past midnight. grow up

  • Dogma

    Dogma

    👍🏻👍🏻

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  • Dead Man Walking

    Dead Man Walking

    ★★★½

    fun movie, a sweet treat for anyone who likes to see young jeffrey combs get manhandled

  • The Frighteners

    The Frighteners

    ★★★

    i’m terrified of milton. i keep riot grrrl music playing in my apartment at all times just so he doesn’t come around. i check under my bed every night just to make sure he isn’t under there reciting exactly how many rice cakes i ate the day before. guy makes my skin crawl.
    if i ever have this displeasure of getting within touching distance i’ll grab him by the scruff of his neck and throw him as far as he will go.