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  Tokyo Gore Police 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  This is a movie where a man injects the genes of every serial killer into his body, tries to kill himself, meets Satan, and gets a key to have fucking Flesh Magic from him to take revenge upon the evil corpo murder police.
  Also, there is absolutely nothing in the world that could have possibly prepared me for the piss chair.

  Five stars.

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  Big Money Rustlas 2010

  ★★★½ Added

  They literally just went and made the same movie twice, but better and with cowboys.

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  The Greasy Strangler 2016

  ★★½ Added

  My eyes are ablaze. My heart is in about as many pieces as your average CK2 empire a couple centuries in. I have regrets. I have regrets. I have regrets.

  I was semi-forced to watch this in its entirety by my occult club, whose head appears to have adopted this film as some sort of inside joke. One of the members most known for being spicy could not handle this movie. Upon learning this, I was terrified, but still walked…