The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond

The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond ½

was this filmed on a microwave???


chris evans has a ridiculous accent, but i’ll be nice and say appreciate his attempt. (i don’t.) they should’ve gone more camp like benoit in knives out, which i adored tbh, ‘cause this was just... mmmmokay


this movie is a dull, boring, white, southern disaster, but i thought the leads would save it, so there i was. 
maybe i’ll finally give up thirst watches... 
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