jade π“‚€

jade π“‚€

everything has a high rating bc i like to have fun :D
busy campaigning for fantastic four (2005) to get an oscarΒ 
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Favorite films

  • Knives Out
  • The Social Network
  • The Suicide Squad
  • Now You See Me

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  • Scream 4

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  • Scream 3

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  • Scream

    Scream

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    you fuckin’ πŸ˜’ hit me πŸ’₯ with the phone πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ“žΒ dick β€ΌοΈπŸ˜©

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Scre4m (2011) is a hoot and a holler of a film that follows the best traditions of the Scream franchise by making someone fall off a roof, by having someone fall down a flight of stairs, and by having dewey still be absolutely useless in all of his police endeavors. i wish i could give him a hug <3Β 

    biggest insult was charlie calling himself the new randy. you will never be randy.
    bitch ‼️

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

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    druig and makkari my door is always open if you need a place of refuge or somewhere to lay your head or maybe just a back rub? i can make us dinner, i can drink all of the water in the ocean, i can destroy the sun for y’all if you need me to i will do anything just pl

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

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    xialing was just... excellent. wow. i couldn’t take my eyes off her. she is ethereal.Β 

    additionally… tony leung i would like to have a very respectful conversation with you in a room with no others