✝️ Joseph

✝️ Joseph

Favorite films

  • Dekalog
  • The Seventh Seal
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Chosen: Season 3 Finale

Recent activity

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark


  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny


  • Barbie

  • Padre Pio


Recent reviews

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Raiders of the Lost Ark


    1981: Ranked
    Favorite Film Scores/ Composers (John Williams)

    Introduced to my children after we watched the dumpster fire disney sequel.

    Kasdan's screenplay, Williams' score, Lucas's story, the cinematography, Ford and Allen, all excellent. And whoever was responsible for all the great shots with shadows: chef's kiss.

    Spielberg somehow gets away with PG rating with his film full of violence and blood splatter and some really cool and really dated practical effects.

    I remember vividly as a child when watching the…

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny


    The Disneyfication of Indiana Jones.
    Another Kath Kennedy Dump.

    Half a star for Mads.

    Conveyance: Garbage Disney

Popular reviews

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, Two

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, Two


    Gah there’s some bangers in here.

    “Is he still there?—Where is he right now?—Oh, God, I can smell his face.”


    “Guess why the bus isn’t running.”


    “Because the bus is a caterpillar and it threw up.”

    had my kids and I laughing and quoting all day.

    Conveyance ID: Youtube

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox


    "Who am I, Kylie?"
    ”Who how? What now?”

    Somehow on this 4th or 5th rewatch this clicked even more for me. Going up on my my rating to a full 5/5.

    It's likely because on my kids' first watch they loved it so much, even to the point that when it was over my son said, "That was so good, Daddy, can we watch it all over again right now?" Can't tell you how happy this made me. We started…