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  • Martyrs

    Martyrs 2008

    Watched 01 Sep 2023

    very very glad 14-year-old me, as desperate as she was to find and watch this, was never able to. sometimes questions are better left unanswered.

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms 2023

    ★★★★★ Watched 30 Aug 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    suspenders over your nipples like a goddamn freak

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City 2023

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Aug 2023

    all my pictures come out

  • Braindead

    Braindead 1992

    ★★★★★ Watched 23 Aug 2023 1

    braindead baby forever and always

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me 2022

    ★★ Watched 26 Jul 2023

    mmmmm no not for me thank you!

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jul 2023

    Forever

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One 2023

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Jul 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THERE IS NO PLACE ON EARTH WHERE YOU OR YOUR GOD WILL BE SAFE FROM ME

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One 2023

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jul 2023 2

    squealed gasped wept laughed denialed angered bargained depressioned accepted and now i’m expected to go home and carry on with my life? 

    A TOM CRUISE PRODUCTION
    TOM CRUISE
    PRODUCED BY TOM CRUISE

    perfect perfect cinematic cinema masterpiece it was just everything i needed and more. i couldn’t get enough and wished with everything in me it would last forever.

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 24 Apr 2023 1

    This one is dedicated to all my skanks sluts and whores ‼️‼️‼️

  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead 2013

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Apr 2023

    Kiss me you dirty cunt

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid 2023

    ★★ Watched 19 Apr 2023 1

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when i said i wanted to see more cock and balls in movies this is literally the exact opposite of what i meant

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 17 Apr 2023

    john wick is in desperate need of a self care day