• The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Scott Derrickson loves his dead kids. He loves ‘em walking and talking! Moving around! Doing their thing :) and I think that’s alright.

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★½

    biggest surprise of the year so far because it was not absolute shit. take a hit, settle in and don’t overthink it. baz is having a blast and if you let yourself, i promise you can too.

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★★★★★

    It’s just hysterical

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty

    genuinely insufferable. i guess that’s just jake’s version baby!

  • Men

    Men

    ★★★★

    Yes!!!! YES!!!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★★★

    Unable to perceive the shape of you, I find you all around me. Your presence fills my eyes with your love. It humbles my heart, for you are everywhere.

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair

    anna cobb you are a star. alex g you are on thin ice.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★½

    i am so convinced that some nephew of kevin feige or smth who’s seen evil dead 2 one too many times got to ghost direct this under raimi’s name. all i can do is hope that’s true because sam raimi… if you really did this… your days are numbered.

  • Moon Knight

    Moon Knight

    deeply idiotic from the moment it started to the moment it ended

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★½

    cried multiple times throughout the whole thing. this movie is so, SO much more moving than i ever could’ve imagined it being, in performances and visuals alike. anya taylor-joy is giving the most emotional performance i’ve seen out of her, let alone anyone this year. loved so much about this movie and have not been able to stop thinking about it.

    even with all of this, no matter how much it struck me; i felt disappointed and cheated. there were…

  • The Piano

    The Piano

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    knowing campion could not, no matter how right it felt, kill ada in those final moments, is somehow even more special to me than this movie getting the ending it deserved. there is so much kindness and love for her. i am a sucker for tragedy, but there is nothing this character deserved more than a second chance.

    “what a death. what a chance. what a surprise.”

  • The Jerk

    The Jerk

    ★★★

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