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๐Ÿฅ€ e m m e l i n e

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old hollywood & weeping over trivialities in a lush close-up

Favorite films

  • Charade
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Emma.
  • How to Steal a Million

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  • Last Action Hero

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  • A Little Chaos

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  • Five Day Lover

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  • King of Hearts

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  • Last Action Hero

    Last Action Hero

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    Look, itโ€™s a little half baked but stillโ€ฆa 90s action comedy and a movie about the magic of movies! Also, with a surprising amount of heart and self-aware in some unexpected ways, like when Jack Slater realizes heโ€™s never sat down for a conversation with a woman before or when heโ€™s upset by how his own tragic backstory exists for entertainment? IDK, I was into the whole examination of reality vs. fiction in the third act, especially since the earlierโ€ฆ

  • A Little Chaos

    A Little Chaos

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    A perfectly adequate film, if a little dull. It has an overwhelming number of famed British actors in the cast, but trust Alan Rickman to assemble everyone from Matthias Schoenaerts and Helen McCrory to Emma Thompson's mum, the Marianne to his Colonel Brandon, Rupert Penry-Jones, Jennifer Ehle, and every other soul who's been involved with a Jane Austen adaptation to be in his directorial feature. However, I am unsure if Alan Rickman knew the meaning of "chaos" though, because here there's not even a little bit, not even at all.

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  • Dune

    Dune

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    โ€ฆwas there context for a single shot of this film? Genuinely exhausted by the empty, meaningless visuals. I am still confused about why Oscar Isaac was naked while half laying under a table. Myย cold, dead emotions remain completely untouched; I couldnโ€™t muster a connection to any of the characters. All space operas are the same. There is nothing new under the sun. Boredom is eternal.

  • Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

    Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

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    1950s Hollywood: You can have a little sexual repression, as a treat.