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Reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 2009

  

  aaron ★★

  bellatrix lestrange you unhinged crazy bitch i want you

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  Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007

  

  sophie ★★★★ 4

  funny how after sirius says "nice one, james!" the movie just ends. nothing else happens after. everyone survives.

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  Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007

  

  freya. ★★½

  why the fuck would you kiss someone in front of a shrine to your dead ex boyfriend

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  

  molleigh ★★★★★ 2

  i guess you really shouldn’t use the elevator after an earthquake

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  Jason X 2001

  

  Jay ½ 5

  jokes on the writers thinking every teenager in 400 years would be heterosexual

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  Shaun of the Dead 2004

  

  Ben Nixon ★★★★★

  ed saying “that was quick” to shaun after he said lizz was engaged (on the phone) will never not make me laugh

  edit: everything makes me laugh, this film is…

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  Crawl 2019

  

  Patrick Willems ★★★½ 7

  An extremely convincing argument for not living in Florida

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  Attack of the 50 Foot Woman 1958

  

  Grayson ★½ 5

  Lana Del Ray - Doin' Time (Official Video)