• Ponyo
  • Fresh


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    …pancakes out of a bag. (?)

    i would simply kill myself in whatever way possible before i let a man get the last hit in. for real. i am violent and erratic and scared of everything

    this was very fun. i don’t love all of the directorial choices but i do love the produce section of a supermarket and it did really have me maybe 2/3 of the way through and i would love to read an interview with the food stylist. also he definitely ate his mom, right?

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    I love you. Please stay.

    when will i get to feel love

  • Lemonade Mouth

    Lemonade Mouth


  • Vampire Academy

    Vampire Academy

    so hard to follow this movie even when it sucks so bad because half the white guys look exactly the same. we spent the entire movie being like wait who was that?? and then arguing about it

  • Hairspray



    my brain every single time i’ve seen NCT Johnny in the Good Thing americana suit doing those little jumps for three years: ♪ He’s Corny Collins! ♪

  • The Boy Who Cried Werewolf

    The Boy Who Cried Werewolf

    Password is: Brangelina.

    i think brooke shields owed someone at nickelodeon a Lot of money. anyway rachel and i both laughed, stopped at the same time, and started talking about how maybe this is a good movie actually

  • Liar, Liar, Vampire

    Liar, Liar, Vampire

    “performance of a generation” - rachel

    me when i finish reading twilight and i move on to nietzsche

  • Rebecca


    We’re happy, aren’t we? Terribly happy?

    lesbians, arson, snuffing a cigarette out in a jar of cleansing cream,

    the lighting is beyond beautiful, some of the acting choices unfortunately translate to being so funny, i love seeing the pathetic head of hopeless romance reared and depressed women on rocky shores or whatever 

    i haven’t watched this in a few years but have said for some time it’s my favourite film and i just wanted to make sure i still felt that way. i feel good about it for now — love it and the giant bunches of carnations and the raging fire <3

  • The Problem with Apu

    The Problem with Apu

    jinkies some of the reviews on this are racist

  • Dirty Dancing

    Dirty Dancing

    I carried a watermelon. …”I carried a watermelon”?

    i was not expecting an absolute soap opera blast centred around cross-class solidarity and an abortion but here we are <3 my first crush on a girl i can remember was jennifer grey in ferris bueller’s day off and some things never change.

    nobody puts baby in a corner!!!!!!! goddamn!!!!!

  • Perfect Bid: The Contestant Who Knew Too Much

    Perfect Bid: The Contestant Who Knew Too Much

    this guy is kind of an asshole if you’re any other person who’s ever been on the price is right. this director is kind of an asshole if you like storytelling