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Favorite films

  • Saw
  • Event Horizon
  • Clerks II
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

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  • No One Will Save You

    ★½

  • Napoleon

    ★★★★

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★★

  • Murder of Innocence

    ★★★½

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  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★★

    1. Absolutely not hacktivities. I hate being enamored by The Grandiose of Cinema because it’s like haha, okay, you got me, I love movies, I’m just like your characters. Jokes on me, I guess. 
    2. But like really, what the fuck more do you want from a filmmaker than to get a big budget bloated mess where anything goes?
    3. Manny is a STARRRRRR!!!
    4. Tobey McGuire is a dark horse and so me!!! “I promised you a spectacle, you’re going to get a spectacle!” 
    5. I’m Deranged??? Lost Highway Vibes!

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★★½

    Them playing the song by the used about Gerard way and Bert McCracken having gay buttsex while Amanda is shooting up💖

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  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★★★

    1. Josephine+Napoleon = A situationship like no other! He’s just like me forreal. 😍
    2. I love that this movie is plotted like Ridley Scott’s grandson was telling him what he learned in his AP World History class. Next thing we know, we’ll find out it wasn’t holy, wasn’t Roman, and wasn’t even an empire!

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★★

    What in the postmodern jukebox???

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  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★★★

    U KNOW WHAT?? I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT SEASHELL READER IS AND IT'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!!

  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If I lived in that fucking gorgeous apartment in The Dakota you wouldn't see me complaining about my demon baby