dog will hunt! get that bitch!
1. Absolutely not hacktivities. I hate being enamored by The Grandiose of Cinema because it’s like haha, okay, you got me, I love movies, I’m just like your characters. Jokes on me, I guess.
2. But like really, what the fuck more do you want from a filmmaker than to get a big budget bloated mess where anything goes?
3. Manny is a STARRRRRR!!!
4. Tobey McGuire is a dark horse and so me!!! “I promised you a spectacle, you’re going to get a spectacle!”
5. I’m Deranged??? Lost Highway Vibes!
1. Josephine+Napoleon = A situationship like no other! He’s just like me forreal. 😍
2. I love that this movie is plotted like Ridley Scott’s grandson was telling him what he learned in his AP World History class. Next thing we know, we’ll find out it wasn’t holy, wasn’t Roman, and wasn’t even an empire!
What in the postmodern jukebox???