Contrary to popular belief and my Letterboxd diary, I still watch films. And as it happens, I wasn't feeling too great this morning, so I've decided to lay down a bit and watch The Godfather.

What is there to say that hasn't been said a thousand times by now? Exactly, absolutely nothing.

It is a deliciously crafted monument to the art of film, a permanent reminder of my love to it, and I'll personally make sure that every single smarmy first semester film student who tries to convince me or anyone else that it's boring and/or hopelessly overrated sleeps with the fishes.