❕eli❕

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a lover of anything horror! 
get exposure to my beautiful taste 
i’m 80% movies

Favorite films

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer
  • American Beauty
  • Scream 4
  • Evil Dead

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  • Old

    ★★★

  • Candyman

    ★★★½

  • Us

    ★★★★★

  • The Babadook

    ★★★★

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    LOL 
    this was so fucking messy and low key insane… 
    m. night inserting himself in one of his own movies, hadn’t done that in awhile lmao. the movie was “the missuouri breaks” i just had to look it up because that shit was too funny. this script was so bad and written in 10 minutes, other than “bet this is the first time they wish they were black” BLACK DONT CRACK i was howling at my screen 😭💀 also there were four people standing there and none of them could catch her!? them just watching her fall to her death… 
    MISS HONEY, honorable mention.

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★½

    written and co-produced by jordan peele, i wanted to see this immediately upon its release! yahya abdul-mateen II, what a great actor and fun to look at lmao. loved how this came full circle and the original wasn’t completely forgotten about!!! it intertwined perfectly.
    + this score and these visuals were great. 
    also enjoyed the mini reenactments throughout, nice touch. teyonah parris, would really like to see her in more! candyman was pretty merciless and i was loving it, ending was not my favorite. other than karma catching up w some pigs :)))

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  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★★

    my absolute favorite jordan peele film!!! i’ll say it again, JORDAN PEELE. this was my friday the 13th pick and it never fails. has to be one of my top five directors of all time. and with such a unfortunately limited list of films to choose from, he’s that good. it’ll be awhile before i forget the theater experience with this one, i fell in love. from the cinematography to the score, the cast and this compelling atmosphere it’s amazing.…

  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    The Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    so was linda just never even invited because!?!? wow her scene was everything. kicking myself for not watching this shit sooner! one of those that just jumped from list to list, i stg. this score was perfect and these shots were so pleasing to see.
    gore felt limited but still some memorable death scenes. and he just looked like some dude which makes it all seem creepier. very glad i got around to this one, makes you remember why 80s horror is special.