Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory ★★★★★

Shame on you Roald Dahl and Paramount pictures for exploiting little children and giving creepy uncles all over the world ideas on how to turn their creepy white van into a bait mobile filled with wonderful tasty treats made out of chocolate and taffy and gobstoppers.

Little Rusty: Wow, a van filled with candy!!!

Creepy Uncle: Hey little guy, do you want a ride in the candy mobile?

Little Rusty: Boy, do I? I can have all the candy in the world?

Creepy Uncle: You sure can little fella.

And before you know it, your kid is never to be found ever again. Ban This movie!!! Jesus loves you!!!