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  • Midsommar



    Watched Directors cut, it’s better.

  • Trolls World Tour

    Trolls World Tour


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Right let me explain something to you. As the #1 Dreamworks fan around (I was literally weeping during the 25 years celebration at the beginning) I have to say this movie is probably the best movie ever made (at least until the inevitable sequel which will blow my mind again 🤯). You get to see trolls have fun. You get to see trolls give birth! You get to see the trolls dance to famous hits like “one more time” by…

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  • Aquaman


    Oh my god I am so flustered by this movie I have no idea what to even rate it I mean it’s kind of a massive joke and it’s way too long and the dialogue is hilarious but it’s so off the wall nuts that it never ceases to be entertaining despite the story literally just being black panther in reverse but with giant crabs and sharks fighting eachother I genuinely thought I was losing my mind oh my god my brain

  • Shaun the Sheep Movie

    Shaun the Sheep Movie


    This is my Black Panther. This movie empowered me. It helped me get over my rejection from the female known as Wendolene who’d rather date a Chad instead of a true gentleman who would treat her well. Amazing cinematography and a great performance by Shaun, who has fortunately moved on from artsy-fartsy hipster trash like Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave. Films like Shaun the Sheep Movie are true art that often get misunderstood by filthy normies who watch WGCU kiddie movies instead of challenging, thought provoking kino like Southland Tales.