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  • The Muppet Movie
  • Whiplash
  • Inside Out
  • Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

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  • The Mighty Ducks

    ★★★

  • The Simpsons Movie

    ★★★★½

  • 3 Ninjas

    ★★★

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

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  • The Mighty Ducks

    The Mighty Ducks

    ★★★

    That scene with the kids running away from the bully is me and the squad after we aggressively shit in the Taco Bell urinals.

  • The Simpsons Movie

    The Simpsons Movie

    ★★★★½

    "I'm the mascot of an evil corporation"

    I don't think that was a joke. I think that was a warning for the hell that would be unleashed in the future. Bart was trying to warn us and we just brushed it off as humor.

    Also, I'm very surprised this movie still holds up as well as it does. Honestly really happy I got to see it in theaters at the age of 9 (and subsequently went to Burger King after and got a Krusty toy...twice).

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  • The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild

    The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild

    ½

    Congrats Ice Age. You managed to make something worse than Collision Course.

    This is legit not only one of the worst animated movies I've ever seen, it's one of the worst movies I ever seen, PERIOD! There is no laughter, no joy, no passion during ANY of this. Why are half the characters missing? Why are the fucking possums the main characters? Why do the characters (aside from Buck) sound nothing like they do in the original films? Why does…

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★½

    Let me summarize half of this movie for you:

    Hahaha, pop culture reference/ cameo, it's funny cause it exists, L A U G H ! ! !

    Ok, to be fair, I will say I was expecting to hate this a whole lot more than I thought I was going to. Trust me, I want to really like this movie, as it does have a couple good jokes and I really do like the different art styles blending together, but…