Favorite films

  • The Human Condition
  • Ms .45
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Recent activity

  • Talking Head


  • Madres


  • Halloween Kills


  • Crimes of the Future


Pinned reviews

  • Eisenstein in Guanajuato

    Eisenstein in Guanajuato


    Oh boy, fuck yes.

    I have to admit that, while an enthusiastic Greenaway fanbo... appreciator, lately I’ve run tired of his peculiar but redundant, eccentric, stylistic choices he has developed and obsessed over since Prospero’s Books.

    Eisenstein in Guanajuato was the gust of fresh air I so fucking needed, almost at the end of my journey through his equally excellent and exhausting career.
    It isn’t really a return to form, or to a more conventional filmmaking in any way tho.…

  • Decisive Match! Girls Dorm Against Boys Dorm

    Decisive Match! Girls Dorm Against Boys Dorm

    I still have to watch A Man’s Flower Road and I Am Keiko, but Sion Sono’s first phase of his career (‘80s-‘90s) is overall an highly tedious and continuous experimentation for its own sake, while also occasionally being a showcase of the director’s unquestionable sense of aesthetics.

    It feels so weird that Sono started his unhinged Bad Film project in this period, between movies like Decisive Match!, Bicycle Sighs, Phallus and The Room, that - except for the latter -…

Recent reviews

  • Talking Head

    Talking Head


    “In truth, a movie that has been spoken is always nothing but a memory of the movie. One cannot even quote it, let alone point it out. And when one wishes to talk about it, it cannot be presented. On top of that, it’s not even an experience that can be shared with others. It’s a personal experience.
    That’s what watching a movie really is.
    One cannot describe in words what he’s seen. Because there is no relationship whatsoever between…

  • The Manor

    The Manor

    Doctor Sleep more like Doctor Zzzzzzzz


Popular reviews

  • Holiday on Mars

    Holiday on Mars


    [✅] Husband hates wife
    [✅] Husband is cheating on wife
    [✅] Marriage is awful
    [✅] Phone bad
    [✅] Technology bad
    [✅] Women bad
    [✅] Awful punchlines
    [❌] Boobs
    [❌] Naked people
    [✅] Sex jokes
    [❌] Fart jokes
    [✅] Snore jokes
    [✅] Vulgar jokes (x10)
    [✅] Child abuse funny 
    [✅] Frociazzi-di-merda-andrebbero-messi-tutti-al-rogo are funny
    [❌] Teen doesn’t know how books work
    [✅] Fuck Tuscany 
    [✅] 69

    SCORE: [14/18]
    VALUATION: I’d watch again while committing domestic violence

  • The Night Eats the World

    The Night Eats the World


    Where the first thing you do after a zombie apocalypse is cleaning
    The fucking