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  • Mysterious Skin
  • The Tree of Life
  • Glass
  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

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  • Fear and Loathing on the Road to Hollywood

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  • Puppet Master: Axis of Evil

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  • The Godfather

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  • The Family Jewels

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Zack Snyder's work is something that is very personal to me. His grand emotional spectacle and his deeply sincere storytelling is something that appeals to me greatly. I appreciate when superhero cinema manages to have a perfect balance of emotion and fun. This is true of all of my favorite comic book films. Snyder is incredible with balancing conflicting tones in large scale blockbuster cinema. There is a very fun and uplifting sense of hope and happiness in his films.…

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals."

    George Lucas is a master of tone. The way he shifts between thrilling action and comedy with sweeping, artificial sci-fi visuals and soul-crushing psychological drama is beyond impressive. His genius behind the camera is undeniable and unmatched within the science fiction genre. He brings artificial…

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Steven Spielberg is always going to be one of the most important and foundational filmmakers to my life. When I was very little, around eight or nine years old, I created Lego animations on YouTube. I was obsessed with Batman and Spider-Man. I made these videos constantly for a very long time in my early childhood. I was inspired by the first six Star Wars films, the Burton/Schumacher Batman films, Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy, Back to the Future, etc. But most…

  • Romancing in Thin Air

    Romancing in Thin Air

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    cw: depression, abuse, grief

    as the fall ends and the winter begins, my despair comes slowly creeping back. i can barely breathe and it's freezing cold. it's the awkward point between thanksgiving and christmas. i feel more alone than i have in a long time. i feel so cold and so empty. i haven't had a truly happy day in quite some time. i've fallen out of my love and passion for film. i procrastinate my school work. i sit…

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  • Chronicle

    Chronicle

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    me and the boys in creative mode

  • Antiporno

    Antiporno

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    "i want to be a man so i can kill all of them"

    sion sono creates a dream-like surrealist atmosphere to make fun of the pornography industry and promote feminism in an almost fourth-wall breaking way. brilliantly absurd and absolutely fucking insane, but also smartly written and satirical. a very unconventional and abrupt twist 30 minutes into the film completely changes one's perspective on it. it explores the complexities of how misogyny affects young women in a very competitive and…