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  Possessor 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2023

  whenever Christopher abbott appears in shit I start giggling blushing kicking my feet and twirling my hair

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  Sound of Metal 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2023 3

  sound of metal? More like Sound of a Great Motion Picture! 

  No fr, this was great. Riz Ahmed is so talented, and I’m really bummed he didn’t win Best Actor. I don’t remember who did, but I’m sure they didn’t have a bleached mullet so fuck them.

Popular reviews

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 22 May 2022 7

  take my breath away playing 4 times within a 20 minute window is truly unhinged shit. i fuck with it man.

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  Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 May 2021 4

  James Bond: 

  - capitalist pig
  - suss with women
  - no velvet suit
  - middle name is not danger

  Austin Danger Powers

  - a comrade 
  - understands the basic laws of consent 
  - many velvet suits
  - middle name is danger