Favorite films

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Licorice Pizza
  • Frances Ha
  • L'Avventura

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  • Possessor

    ★★★★

  • Sound of Metal

    ★★★★½

  • High Fidelity

    ★★★★

  • Short Term 12

    ★★★★

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  • Possessor

    Possessor

    ★★★★

    whenever Christopher abbott appears in shit I start giggling blushing kicking my feet and twirling my hair

  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal

    ★★★★½

    sound of metal? More like Sound of a Great Motion Picture! 

    No fr, this was great. Riz Ahmed is so talented, and I’m really bummed he didn’t win Best Actor. I don’t remember who did, but I’m sure they didn’t have a bleached mullet so fuck them.

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  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★½

    take my breath away playing 4 times within a 20 minute window is truly unhinged shit. i fuck with it man.

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★★

    James Bond: 

    - capitalist pig
    - suss with women
    - no velvet suit
    - middle name is not danger

    Austin Danger Powers

    - a comrade 
    - understands the basic laws of consent 
    - many velvet suits
    - middle name is danger