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Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • The Room
  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Ghostwatch

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  • House

    ★★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★

  • Death Spa

    ★★★★½

  • The Child

    ★★★★

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  • House

    House

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The full brunt of nonsensical PTSD-analogism, House is an absolute feverdream that's way more focused than you might expect but also way more disjointed and confusing in the same way. Now, what is this movie even about? Well, that's surprisingly easy to explain, because after he separated from his wife, a sad and lonely author moves into the haunted mansion of his late aunt (who killed herself) where his son disappeared and gets haunted by the house, and his experiences…

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I kind of don't want to rain on anybody's parade when I'm talking about the big event comedy movie of the year, I just want to let Barbie and Ken have their respective moments overall. I want to admire the rapid-fire comedic timing of this project, the gorgeous hand-crafted sets with attention to actual Barbie merchandise detail, the discontinued dolls that show up, the zany dialogue and implementation of the music. I want to really love the heartfelt message at…

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    Username:666

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Comes closer to capturing the feeling of a nonsensical nightmare than it has any right to be. One of the most influential online horror videos for a reason, the way it slips from vague realism into full-on psychedelic horror is so smoothly executed many people tried to recapture that snappy progression for years. The devil resides here.

  • X

    X

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    There's a certain type of fear that is involved for a lot of people when talking about growing old. The kind of fear where you don't know what you will lose in the process of aging, what kind of actions you won't be able to keep doing before it all ends altogether, the loss of friendships, seeing people die around you. It gets exceedingly easy to get caught in an endless loop of nostalgic unfulfillment, and especially to fall into…

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