harrison has written 150 reviews for films rated ★★★★ .

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games


    even better on a second viewing. so fascinating to watch the concept of a horror movie get dissected, one slightly-too-long and awkward moment at a time. some of the best facial reaction shots i’ve ever seen on film. chaos disrupts order and life is a bummer

  • Jackass 4.5

    Jackass 4.5


    it genuinely feels like divine intervention how often they get hit perfectly in the balls

  • Unfriended



    honestly ,,,,, very fun, well-made slop. the data moshing kept me on edge the whole time. any movie under 90min gets an extra half star for knowing its boundaries

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J


    something something tears of a clown something something the line between comedy and drama is a fickle mistress  🎭  etc

    not nearly as funny as his other specials (which, like, makes sense) but still a good watch 👍

    [him talking to that little kid reminded me of that youtube highlight of him explaining the OJ trial to a young girl named Lucy and that’s one of my favorite bits a comedian has done over the past decade or so]

  • Old



    midsized sedan

  • Scream



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it’s still so crazy to me that Mikey Madison somehow got typecast as “girl that needs to catch on fire asap” lmfao. going up in flames in back to back blockbusters is insane

  • Missing



    sooooo much fun! crazy twisty fun thriller woo!!!


    1. the guy from lessons from the screenplay has a cameo, as himself, during the twitter feed backlash montage, tweeting about how this true crime case would make a great screenplay!

    2. the main character’s google drive space was 420.69! that wasn’t on accident! who in production did that?!?! silly!!!!!!!!!! i caught it!!!

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin


    i feel obligated to say that i am a hardcore m. night truther … but i feel like this is something you could recommend to anyone. it’s shot well, a little over 90 minutes, themes that should resonate for everyone in today’s day and age, and a fantastic performance from 6-time world champion, Dave Bautista. i love him dearly.

    (i think this may grow closer to a 4* over the next couple of days but right now i think it’s…

  • M3GAN



    what a picture 👨‍🍳 💋

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    as soon as i got out of this movie, i got a text from my mom that one of my favorite relatives in on his deathbed with late stage cancer. he’s a fun, old hippie guy that i only met once, but he had a profound impact on my life. we would talk from sunset until sunrise, exchange music recommendations, and tell stories about what made us who we are. in the years that followed his only visit, he would…

  • TÁR



    girlboss whiplash with a little joker (2019) thrown in for good measure. that’s mainly a joke but, still … kinda. what a fascinating movie. so many relevant topics, so many different ways that human beings can and will react to them. people are complicated

  • X



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when pearl pushed brittany snow in the lake to get eaten by an alligator and then groans,
    “…bitch”.  ☜(ˆ▿ˆc)