harrison has written 119 reviews for films rated ★★★★ .

  • Spencer



    this was cool and everything but i did NOT expect them to have a cameo from young john mulaney at the end. (plz nobody inform me if people have already made that joke)

    this was good! kristen stewart absolutely does diana justice (oscar nom for sure), sean harris was amazing, the outfits made me wish i was a late 20th century british princess, and jonny greenwood went apeshit on the score

  • Halloween



    i gotta be real with everyone. i think when i first watched this, i had seen a few stinkers in a row, put this on, heard the dad utter the line “aw man, I got peanut butter on my penis” within the first 15 minutes, and had a bad taste in my mouth (pause) for the rest of the film. this time, however, energized by the spooky time of year and having seen a few great horror flicks lately, fully…

  • Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe


    shit rocked, imo! really innovative concept that opens up a whole new world of suspense. things just kept getting better and better…until they didn’t. around the 3/4 mark, it kinda runs out of fun stuff to do w the camera + scares, and the ending/s dragged on for a bit too long. really enjoyed this tho

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game


    pretty good! I think things peaked in the middle episodes when we were fully immersed into the setting of the games, but hadn’t really encountered the VIP’s/big twists yet. all the new things stuffed at the end didn’t exactly land for me. absolutely stan Sae-Byeok and Ali tho

  • Titane



    go into this movie raw. read as little about it as you can and see it in theaters. my (hopefully concise) review will follow. i feel like i can babble on forever about this but i’ll try to make it quick.
    between the shot composition, the body horror, sound editing, music choices, and everything else…this is absolutely one of a kind. it’s worth the watch just for the combination of technical skill and provocation. with that being said, i…

  • Trick 'r Treat

    Trick 'r Treat


    extremely fun and extremely my shit. i love halloween

  • Another Round

    Another Round


    *solemnly* dudes…rock?

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    - love the ambiguity of it all
    - barry keoghan is the ultimate little stinker
    - people in old ass stories are always getting into so many unfortunate, questionably surreal shenanigans
    - there is a fox in this movie and he’s just a little guy 💖

  • The Fifth Element

    The Fifth Element


    i liked the part when the opera singer from james cameron’s avatar (2009) started krumping

  • Old



    there’s something so perfect about this being my first time back to the movies in a post-covid (well, kind of) world. i love M. Night Shyamalan. his filmography, combined with his own narrative as a director, and the fact that he seems like a really great person, always makes me want to root for him. no matter how odd or cringey his movies might seem to the public, i think he’s always, at the very least, entertaining. Old is beautifully…

  • Best in Show

    Best in Show


    wishing i identified with the confident fashionista, but instead identifying with the goober that gets cucked throughout the duration of the film. just the way it goes i guess

  • Some Kind of Heaven

    Some Kind of Heaven


    the kind of absurdist dread that you could only find at a retirement community in florida. 

    fascinating concept that brings plenty of introspection, beautifully shot, kinda dragged in the middle but the end really brought things home.

    i don’t wanna get old