harrison has written 73 reviews for films rated ★★★★½ .

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★½

    i don’t even have the words to describe what i just fucking saw. was skeptical in the beginning, got ready to dismiss it as lame as it progressed…….and then it busts the absolute fuck open. highly recommend seeing it just for the experience alone


    edit after driving home from the theater: increasing from 4 to 4.5 stars just because they had the balls to make this. so fucking sick

  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL

    ★★★★½

    guys bein dudes, what’s better than this?

    absolutely fucking rips. virtually no stakes throughout the whole movie. just the boys, hanging out, catching up, being friends, and dancing in different locations. and the dancing is fucking incredible. i literally have this weird bias against dancing as an artform (it just never does anything for me) and my jaw was on the floor the whole time. the final night of performances is legitimately cinema at its finest. wonderful film.

  • Collateral

    Collateral

    ★★★★½

    jamie foxx is a generational talent, i have always said this. also…tom cruise does indeed run in this 😎 also also…i initially confused mark ruffalo for michael peña and i feel bad about it 👍

  • Take Shelter

    Take Shelter

    ★★★★½

    michael shannon put his whole bussy into the scene when he’s yelling at dinner

    っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ THERE'S A STORM COMING LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN, AND NOT A ONE OF YOU IS PREPARED FOR IT ♥

  • Death Proof

    Death Proof

    ★★★★½

    u woulda thought stuntman mike was scott pilgrim the way he was trying to get at mary elizabeth winstead 💯

    (i know this joke does not make sense but i gave it my all)

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★½

    granted she was in uggo makeup, but how insane is it that Sydney Sweeney is in this movie and she’s nowhere near being the hottest person in the cast???

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★★★½

    doing the turing test with my anime body pillow ... for SCIENCE 😏😋😌

  • Death Proof

    Death Proof

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    been a while since I watched this and it just slaps so hard. as with any other Tarantino: the music, dialogue, violence, the weird little quirks about characters — all that stuff is great. but the downward trajectory of Stuntman Mike is so special. at the beginning of the movie, just looking at his car is absolutely terrifying. then an hour and a half later, you get the one of the funniest, most satisfying endings in film history. so sick

  • Juno

    Juno

    ★★★★½

    can’t believe i hadn’t watched this until now — it absolutely rips. the cast is so good. Page, Cera, Simmons, and Janney are phenomenal. some of the writing can be a little cringe but i feel like that’s part of the charm of it all. to be clear, though, a vast majority of the jokes land (there are some reaallly fucking good ones) and then the more dramatic, emotional scenes work surprisingly well too. great movie

  • Game Night

    Game Night

    ★★★★½

    gf: he’s probably thinking about other girls 😔😫😡😩😒😟

    me: *thinking about Game Night (2018)*

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★½

    DiCaprio, Hill, Robbie, McConaughey, Chandler...everybody is just acting their asses off. Especially Jonah Hill. He’s fucking transcendent in this.

  • Nowhere

    Nowhere

    ★★★★½

    this was so fucking sick lmao