harrison has written 10 reviews for films rated .
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Black Mirror: Joan Is Awful 2023
extremely hard to sit through. crazy that they went from The National Anthem and White Christmas to this. and everybody seems to enjoy this episode??? and think it’s funny?? shit is making me feel like *I’M* in an episode of Black Mirror
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The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker 2023
all the lowlife grifters in this doc sowing: Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!
them reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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The Fanatic 2019
this is a movie directed by Fred Durst — the lead singer of Limp Bizkit. at one point in this movie, which, i remind you, is directed by Fred Durst — the lead singer of Limp Bizkit...two characters are driving in the car and the following interaction happens:
“You okay with some music? You like a little Limp Bizket?”
“Sure”
“You like a little Bizkit?”
“Yeah”
*starts playing Limp Bizkit on the radio*
“Oh my god. That is nice. That is nice” -
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Black Christmas 2019
absolutely terrible. it’s the gender/rape culture version of “i know writers who use subtext, and they’re all cowards!”. this movie has the nuance of a freight train and absolutely nothing to back it up. like someone using a megaphone but speaking gibberish. and it doesn’t work whatsoever as a horror movie, either. the scares/kills are genuinely laughable because of how inconsequential/harmless the killer feels. early on, when he pops up on screen, you’re just kinda like, “ah! well, nevertheless 🤗”. just go…
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It Chapter Two 2019
As someone who was a big fan of the first movie.....what the FUCK did I just watch? How the FUCK was this movie that bad? How????
There are approximately zero scary moments. There are approximately zero funny moments. Everything that felt clever and well-done in the first movie is absolutely thrown out the window here. All the scares are replaced with awkward, goopy, CGI monsters that have no place being here. All the funny moments are replaced with Marvel-esque quips…
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The Box 2009
there are people that...enjoy this movie???? I’ve been curious about it for a long time due to the plot description and wow. I don’t know if I’ve ever been more disappointed by a movie in my life. strange direction, horrible performances, laughable dialogue, and the list could go on. what a strange experience this was