harrison has written 10 reviews for films rated .

  • Black Mirror: Joan Is Awful

    Black Mirror: Joan Is Awful

    extremely hard to sit through. crazy that they went from The National Anthem and White Christmas to this. and everybody seems to enjoy this episode??? and think it’s funny?? shit is making me feel like *I’M* in an episode of Black Mirror

  • The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    all the lowlife grifters in this doc sowing: Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!

    them reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

  • When We Were Bullies

    When We Were Bullies

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the teacher was right. this was tedious

  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic

    this is a movie directed by Fred Durst — the lead singer of Limp Bizkit. at one point in this movie, which, i remind you, is directed by Fred Durst — the lead singer of Limp Bizkit...two characters are driving in the car and the following interaction happens:

    “You okay with some music? You like a little Limp Bizket?”
    “You like a little Bizkit?”
    *starts playing Limp Bizkit on the radio*
    “Oh my god. That is nice. That is nice”

  • The Lie

    The Lie

    if I had this girl as a daughter, I would simply call the police on her after she confessed to murdering her friend. you were given a lifeline, Peter Sarsgaard...and you ruined it

  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock


  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    absolutely terrible. it’s the gender/rape culture version of “i know writers who use subtext, and they’re all cowards!”. this movie has the nuance of a freight train and absolutely nothing to back it up. like someone using a megaphone but speaking gibberish. and it doesn’t work whatsoever as a horror movie, either. the scares/kills are genuinely laughable because of how inconsequential/harmless the killer feels. early on, when he pops up on screen, you’re just kinda like, “ah! well, nevertheless 🤗”. just go…

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    As someone who was a big fan of the first movie.....what the FUCK did I just watch? How the FUCK was this movie that bad? How????

    There are approximately zero scary moments. There are approximately zero funny moments. Everything that felt clever and well-done in the first movie is absolutely thrown out the window here. All the scares are replaced with awkward, goopy, CGI monsters that have no place being here. All the funny moments are replaced with Marvel-esque quips…

  • Serenity



  • The Box

    The Box

    there are people that...enjoy this movie???? I’ve been curious about it for a long time due to the plot description and wow. I don’t know if I’ve ever been more disappointed by a movie in my life. strange direction, horrible performances, laughable dialogue, and the list could go on. what a strange experience this was