harrison has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2018.

  • The Belko Experiment

    The Belko Experiment

    at least it was short

  • Tag

    Tag

    Truly one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in theaters. You know how one of the benefits of MoviePass is the whole, “I can see movies that I wouldn’t normally wanna pay $9 for” thing? Seeing this movie makes me rethink that entire mantra. What an absolutely strange movie that has no idea what direction it wants to go in. Also the only other people in my theater were an extremely elderly couple and I was having second-hand embarrassment…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    that weird heavy metal shit that plays when Electro gets mad deadass might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen

  • 50 First Dates

    50 First Dates

    - The scene with “the accident” is (unintentionally) one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
    - Why is Sean Astin’s character a body-building guido with a lisp who’s in love with his sister
    - Has Rob Schneider had a role playing every race?
    - Forgetful Lucy does kinda slap tho

  • The House

    The House

    ........Jeremy Renner??????????