harrison has written 6 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2022.

  • Men



    kind of lame, imo 💔. i’m glad they really went for it with the gnarly body horror, because if they didn’t … this didn’t have much going for it. it feels rare that i call a movie too short but it seems like they skipped the second act entirely. disappointed

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    are we forgetting that the hero of this movie was trying to artificially inseminate a teenage girl that he kidnapped in the previous film?

  • Windfall



    big fan of both Segel and Plemons but was completely indifferent to this. it just kinda meanders along — sorta being funny, sorta having a message, sorta being nerve wracking, etc.

  • Fresh



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    feels like this could’ve been something special but it just…wasn’t.

    - love the 30 min title card drop
    - i wish those first 30 min didn’t have anything remotely creepy at all (like the guy in the alleyway), like it seemed like a 100% romcom or something, and THEN turns into what it really is. that would’ve been cool as hell
    - i don’t think this works when you don’t buy into sebastian stan being a demented, sicko villain of…

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile


    i shit you not, armie hammer’s character gets introduced by groping his fiancée and sucking on her neck.

    (pretty indifferent about the movie as a whole btw)

  • Aziz Ansari: Nightclub Comedian

    Aziz Ansari: Nightclub Comedian


    didn’t find any of the jokes to be funny, i thought a couple of the takes were kinda interesting, and it was only a half hour long. bright side was that it’s only a half hour long so 🤷‍♂️ why not