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Licorice Pizza 2021
shit slapped! feels extremely PTA, even tho he hasn’t explicitly made something like *this* before. its lightheartedness/general kinda coming-of-age-vibe puts it in an intriguing, different sorta category than his other films for me…but its humor, messy life lessons, and endearing hope, regardless of the circumstances — hits me in a classic PTA way. love this man, love this cast, alana haim is a star, etc etc etc
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Malignant 2021
i don’t even have the words to describe what i just fucking saw. was skeptical in the beginning, got ready to dismiss it as lame as it progressed…….and then it busts the absolute fuck open. highly recommend seeing it just for the experience alone
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Magic Mike XXL 2015
guys bein dudes, what’s better than this?
absolutely fucking rips. virtually no stakes throughout the whole movie. just the boys, hanging out, catching up, being friends, and dancing in different locations. and the dancing is fucking incredible. i literally have this weird bias against dancing as an artform (it just never does anything for me) and my jaw was on the floor the whole time. the final night of performances is legitimately cinema at its finest. wonderful film.
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Collateral 2004
jamie foxx is a generational talent, i have always said this. also…tom cruise does indeed run in this 😎 also also…i initially confused mark ruffalo for michael peña and i feel bad about it 👍
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Take Shelter 2011
michael shannon put his whole bussy into the scene when he’s yelling at dinner
っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ THERE'S A STORM COMING LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN, AND NOT A ONE OF YOU IS PREPARED FOR IT ♥
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Death Proof 2007
u woulda thought stuntman mike was scott pilgrim the way he was trying to get at mary elizabeth winstead 💯
(i know this joke does not make sense but i gave it my all)
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Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood 2019
granted she was in uggo makeup, but how insane is it that Sydney Sweeney is in this movie and she’s nowhere near being the hottest person in the cast???
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Juno 2007
can’t believe i hadn’t watched this until now — it absolutely rips. the cast is so good. Page, Cera, Simmons, and Janney are phenomenal. some of the writing can be a little cringe but i feel like that’s part of the charm of it all. to be clear, though, a vast majority of the jokes land (there are some reaallly fucking good ones) and then the more dramatic, emotional scenes work surprisingly well too. great movie
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Game Night 2018
gf: he’s probably thinking about other girls 😔😫😡😩😒😟
me: *thinking about Game Night (2018)*
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The Wolf of Wall Street 2013
DiCaprio, Hill, Robbie, McConaughey, Chandler...everybody is just acting their asses off. Especially Jonah Hill. He’s fucking transcendent in this.