harrison has written 168 reviews for films during 2021.

  • Britney vs. Spears

    Britney vs. Spears


    absolutely how is the paparazzi allowed to be a thing

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage


    ❤️‍🔥 LGBT Venom at the Little Simz show ❤️‍🔥

    this was a much worse ~movie~ than the first one, but it really turned up the goofiness that i loved about the first one, so it kinda balanced out. i also loved the mrs. chen/anne scene 😁

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


    fun! it’s refreshing to watch a MCU/comic book movie with a unique action style. the scaffolding scene really sticks out in that regard. idk if this is a hot take or not but Awkwafina was near insufferable for me during the first half of the movie — every single line was just bomb after bomb. didn’t expect this to go as heavy with the magic/fantastical stuff! that was cool. again, just another thing to set it apart from the rest. it did feel pretty long tho 🤞

  • Freaky



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the only negative thing about loving Succession is seeing any of the actors in anything outside of Succession and being like, “wow! Connor Roy just got split in half!”

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    amy adams’ agent needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

  • Venom



    Venom the movie? not the best. Venom the movie character? talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    i cannot fathom what they were going for here lmfao.

    michael’s mask looks amazing, the shot of him coming out of the fire (the movie’s letterboxd background thingy) is STUNNINGGGGG, and the kills are absolutely fucking brutal. those aspects rock.

    what does NOT rock, is this very bizarre narrative that they went for. it almost feels like you watched the worst episode of Black Mirror and you’re sitting there wondering what the writers are even complaining about. ALSO — when…

  • Halloween



    i gotta be real with everyone. i think when i first watched this, i had seen a few stinkers in a row, put this on, heard the dad utter the line “aw man, I got peanut butter on my penis” within the first 15 minutes, and had a bad taste in my mouth (pause) for the rest of the film. this time, however, energized by the spooky time of year and having seen a few great horror flicks lately, fully…

  • Happy Death Day 2U

    Happy Death Day 2U


    lemme get uhhhhhhhhh muddled, convoluted, lore-heavy sequel, to a very fun, playful movie

  • Happy Death Day

    Happy Death Day


    one of my many, horror/comedy, comfort movies. go babies!

  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    There's Someone Inside Your House

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    lemme get this straight, because i’m genuinely baffled rn…the first few victims’ secrets, which they were brutally murdered for, were:
    - bullying and beating the shit out of a gay kid
    - hosting a white supremacist podcast
    ……and then…
    - taking fentanyl?????
    call me crazy but one of these things is not like the other

  • Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe


    shit rocked, imo! really innovative concept that opens up a whole new world of suspense. things just kept getting better and better…until they didn’t. around the 3/4 mark, it kinda runs out of fun stuff to do w the camera + scares, and the ending/s dragged on for a bit too long. really enjoyed this tho