harrison has written 168 reviews for films during 2021.
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Licorice Pizza 2021
shit slapped! feels extremely PTA, even tho he hasn’t explicitly made something like *this* before. its lightheartedness/general kinda coming-of-age-vibe puts it in an intriguing, different sorta category than his other films for me…but its humor, messy life lessons, and endearing hope, regardless of the circumstances — hits me in a classic PTA way. love this man, love this cast, alana haim is a star, etc etc etc
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Spider-Man 3 2007
batshit insane movie. they don’t make ‘em as cringe (in a positive way) as this anymore. also: let it be known that Marko first waking up as Sandman and struggling to hold the locket is one of the best comic-book movie sequences of all time
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Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town 1970
pure christmas chaos. lots of weird guys in this one. much better than that horrid film where everybody bullies the reindeer
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 1964
gay elf dentist son or red nose reindeer thot daughter?
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A Christmas Story 1983
sucks ass. super unlikable and creepy (not in a good way). doesn’t deserve to be in the same category as the other holiday classics
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The Alpinist 2021
extremely jealous of any person that can live their life to the fullest without needing any validation from the outside world. super inspiring
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The Matrix 1999
took me 24 years to finally watch this movie 👍 it was probably the coolest thing i’ve ever seen. i wonder if the Wachowskis knew they were making the coolest thing ever — as they were making it
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Don't Look Up 2021
Don’t Look Up is…unfathomably cringe. truly astounding levels of cringe. unprecedented cringe, really. the people that you went to high school with that do multilevel marketing are gonna love it. Adam McKay is the directorial embodiment of the “Ruthkanda Forever” tweet. Timmy was fun tho.