harrison has written 168 reviews for films during 2021.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

    shit slapped! feels extremely PTA, even tho he hasn’t explicitly made something like *this* before. its lightheartedness/general kinda coming-of-age-vibe puts it in an intriguing, different sorta category than his other films for me…but its humor, messy life lessons, and endearing hope, regardless of the circumstances — hits me in a classic PTA way. love this man, love this cast, alana haim is a star, etc etc etc

  • Super Dark Times

    Super Dark Times

    ★★★½

    We Need To Talk About The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

  • Elf

    Elf

    ★★★★

    this movie gotta be helpful as hell for Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Will Ferrell x James Caan opens up a world of possibilities in different directions

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★½

    batshit insane movie. they don’t make ‘em as cringe (in a positive way) as this anymore. also: let it be known that Marko first waking up as Sandman and struggling to hold the locket is one of the best comic-book movie sequences of all time

  • Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

    Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

    ★★★

    pure christmas chaos. lots of weird guys in this one. much better than that horrid film where everybody bullies the reindeer

  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    ★★½

    gay elf dentist son or red nose reindeer thot daughter?


    also: fuck santa, fuck donner, etc etc

  • A Christmas Story

    A Christmas Story

    ★½

    sucks ass. super unlikable and creepy (not in a good way). doesn’t deserve to be in the same category as the other holiday classics

  • The Alpinist

    The Alpinist

    ★★★★

    extremely jealous of any person that can live their life to the fullest without needing any validation from the outside world. super inspiring

  • Klaus

    Klaus

    ★★★½

    jk simmons really put his whole klussy into this. truly one of the best voices in hollywood

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i would just like to give all of these spider-men a big hug. starting with andrew garfield, then tobey, then tom can get one too, and then, we’re finishing with the best for last — yep. you guessed it: andrew garfield again

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    took me 24 years to finally watch this movie 👍 it was probably the coolest thing i’ve ever seen. i wonder if the Wachowskis knew they were making the coolest thing ever — as they were making it

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★½

    Don’t Look Up is…unfathomably cringe. truly astounding levels of cringe. unprecedented cringe, really. the people that you went to high school with that do multilevel marketing are gonna love it. Adam McKay is the directorial embodiment of the “Ruthkanda Forever” tweet. Timmy was fun tho.