harrison has written 13 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2020.

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★½

    as someone who loves Anya Taylor-Joy...I was thoroughly bored 🤝

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★½

    complete and utter indifference. some good acting here, absolute mess of a script, and i think the only time i was really invested was when a character gets a twinkie angrily shoved into his face

  • Idiocracy

    Idiocracy

    ★★½

    I liked when the woman’s name was Velveeta

  • Yesterday

    Yesterday

    ★★½

    i think it would’ve been better if, after his accident, Himesh just keeps googling things to see if they exist or not within this non-Beatle universe. he would say, “well surely ____ exists!”, then google their name, and have that dumb look on his face when he realizes that they don’t exist. this would go on for two hours and then “Wonderwall” would play over the credits

  • The Rental

    The Rental

    ★★½

    extremely okay movie 🤝. it’s shot pretty cool, the acting is fine, it’s short, and there’s a dog named “reggie”. unfortunately — it has some odd pacing and the script leaves a lot to be desired. well worth watching, shrugging at it, and going to bed tho

  • Scary Movie 3

    Scary Movie 3

    ★★½

    cindy the tv’s leaking

  • Scary Movie 2

    Scary Movie 2

    ★★½

    Brenda Meeks best character in film history 🤞

  • Ma

    Ma

    ★★½

    💀 đ𝐀MN мÃ, ᗪØη𝓣 υ h𝒶Ⓥ乇 ⓐ ןỖв? ✌

  • Ma

    Ma

    ★★½

    Took me a while to think of a rating for this. It’s a ~horrible~ movie, filled with some of the weirdest screenwriting/directing choices I’ve seen in a popular movie in a long time. With that being said, at least it was fun to laugh at???? Also, the “September” needle drop is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen lmfao

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★½

    Not very funny, not very touching...don’t exactly love/hate anything about it at all. I just sat there for a while as it happened in front of me. Stephen Merchant kinda do be lookin like Slender Man doe 👀 ❤️ 👻

  • The Impossible

    The Impossible

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Feels a little icky watching a very clearly dramatized version of a real life event where a lot of people died (specifically the dumbass part at the end where everyone is juuuuuust missing eachother - woof). But then at the end of the movie, you also get to find out that a Spanish family was whitewashed with these British folks! Classic!

    (with that being said, there were good performances, the tsunami looked very good, and I thought the dying star metaphor was cute, sue me)

  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

    ★★½

    Completely indifferent to this. Some fun sequences, Taron is good, but it still felt kind of...lifeless? Idk.