harrison has written 117 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    ★★★★

    Borat: [holding gun at gun shop] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold... 

    Borat: [pointing and aiming gun] Go ahead, make my day, Jew...

    Oscar nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay
    🤝

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    The Sandman absolutely delivers, but so does every. single. other. weird. character. in. this. movie!!!!! Character actors GALORE. The score is enchanting, beautiful, strange, etc. The Safdies created SUCH a perfect nightmare of a movie. It’s a rush of adrenaline from start to finish and the web is woven with precision. Absolutely loved it.

  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

    John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

    ★★★

    i’m sure i would’ve enjoyed this more if children weren’t my greatest fear

  • Footloose

    Footloose

    ★★½

    forgot to log this — watched it the other night. 90% of the character decisions are dumb and the plot flows like someone trying to recount a movie that they haven’t seen...but Kevin Bacon really be moving that thing around 👀 🍑

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★½

    J.J. Abrams said, “hmmm...MacGuffins or fan service??? why not both? and why not fill the movie with those things until nothing matters anymore?”

    J.J. Abrams said, “hmmmm...Reddit doesn’t like Kelly Marie Tran...let me take her out of the plot completely and then, also, let me ask Reddit to help with the screenplay”

    BUT...

    J.J. Abrams also said, “hmmmm...Babu Frik” (which was a GREAT decision)

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★½

    The Home Alone guy was great in this!

  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

    ★★★

    Pretty decent. The plot doesn’t make much sense, but the jokes are solid. The Yachty cameo made me laugh. The cast is good (shoutout to Andy Serkis — his role is insane). Overall: cute and not too cringy!

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★★½

    psssssst, I don’t really get the hype around Noah Baumbach...sorry

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★½

    Soundtrack goes SO hard. Nightcall might be the best song ever made tbh

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    *extremely Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself voice*

    Harlan Thrombey did indeed kill himself

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This was my second viewing and I still don’t know which Lupita I’m supposed to be rooting for. Maybe the real Lupita was inside all of us all along 💫

  • Capote

    Capote

    ★★★½

    Still kind of a boring screenplay, still the GOAT biopic performance.