• Freaky

    Freaky

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the only negative thing about loving Succession is seeing any of the actors in anything outside of Succession and being like, “wow! Connor Roy just got split in half!”

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    amy adams’ agent needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★★

    Venom the movie? not the best. Venom the movie character? talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★½

    i cannot fathom what they were going for here lmfao.

    michael’s mask looks amazing, the shot of him coming out of the fire (the movie’s letterboxd background thingy) is STUNNINGGGGG, and the kills are absolutely fucking brutal. those aspects rock.

    what does NOT rock, is this very bizarre narrative that they went for. it almost feels like you watched the worst episode of Black Mirror and you’re sitting there wondering what the writers are even complaining about. ALSO — when…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★

    i gotta be real with everyone. i think when i first watched this, i had seen a few stinkers in a row, put this on, heard the dad utter the line “aw man, I got peanut butter on my penis” within the first 15 minutes, and had a bad taste in my mouth (pause) for the rest of the film. this time, however, energized by the spooky time of year and having seen a few great horror flicks lately, fully…

  • Happy Death Day 2U

    Happy Death Day 2U

    ★★½

    lemme get uhhhhhhhhh muddled, convoluted, lore-heavy sequel, to a very fun, playful movie

  • Happy Death Day

    Happy Death Day

    ★★★½

    one of my many, horror/comedy, comfort movies. go babies!

  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    There's Someone Inside Your House

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    lemme get this straight, because i’m genuinely baffled rn…the first few victims’ secrets, which they were brutally murdered for, were:
    - bullying and beating the shit out of a gay kid
    - hosting a white supremacist podcast
    ……and then…
    - taking fentanyl?????
    call me crazy but one of these things is not like the other

  • Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    ★★★★

    shit rocked, imo! really innovative concept that opens up a whole new world of suspense. things just kept getting better and better…until they didn’t. around the 3/4 mark, it kinda runs out of fun stuff to do w the camera + scares, and the ending/s dragged on for a bit too long. really enjoyed this tho

  • Swiped: Hooking Up in the Digital Age

    Swiped: Hooking Up in the Digital Age

    ham-fisted as hell. the woman they have talking about how *porn is bad* is breast feeding during the interview, the gay guy that they have talking about loving dick pics is wearing a shirt with penises on it, the frat bros are fist bumping eachother while talking about hooking up with multiple girls in one night, and there are ~dozens~ of shots of restaurants/bars where every single person is on their phone. it’s a shame that they stereotype everything so dramatically, because all the info/points they bring up are relatively interesting and coherent — but the whole thing never goes anywhere beyond the surface level

  • Unhinged

    Unhinged

    ★★½

    a hall-of-fame inductee into the “why didn’t this character just do this instead of this” canon. short and relatively entertaining tho!

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★

    pretty good! I think things peaked in the middle episodes when we were fully immersed into the setting of the games, but hadn’t really encountered the VIP’s/big twists yet. all the new things stuffed at the end didn’t exactly land for me. absolutely stan Sae-Byeok and Ali tho