Bullet Train

Bullet Train ★★

an action comedy that isn’t funny and doesn’t have good action…but is still okay, i guess? it’s always weird to me when movies lean a little bit towards parody without really going for it. what’s up with all these accents? what’s up with the bits that get repeated a million times? and the few and far between moments of insane gore? are you making fun of these things or are you these things? idk man. could’ve been good in the hands of somebody else and made 10 years ago

Block or Report

harrison liked these reviews