Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Scream
  • Adaptation.

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  • Smile

    ★★

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★★

  • Barbarian

    ★★★★★

  • Pearl

    ★★★

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  • Smile

    Smile

    everything i hate about the same ol’ below-average horror movies.

    - trailer that shows you any interesting moments in the movie, but when you’re watching the movie, everything is telegraphed so far ahead that you can be like “oh okay so now i have to sit here for 15 minutes while nothing happens and then the thing from the trailer will happen
    - I AM SICK AND TIRED OF SLIGHTLY SUSPENDED JUMP SCARES. protagonist opens fridge and we are waiting…

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★★

    Christopher Guest with an unforgettable performance as “The First Customer”

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  • The Alpinist

    The Alpinist

    ★★★★

    extremely jealous of any person that can live their life to the fullest without needing any validation from the outside world. super inspiring

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    here’s a review of the ice cream cake that i ate half of while watching this:

    so it was just one of those days. kinda down in the dumps, not really about anything too specific. i think i’m just lonely (aren’t we all?). to really indulge in the melancholy, i wanted to get an ice cream cake, eat it in bed, and watch one of my favorite movies. at first i was thinking scream but then decided to go back…