Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Scream
  • Adaptation.

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  • Malignant

    ★★★★½

  • Hell Fest

    ★★

  • Trick 'r Treat

    ★★★★

  • Magic Mike XXL

    ★★★★½

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★½

    i don’t even have the words to describe what i just fucking saw. was skeptical in the beginning, got ready to dismiss it as lame as it progressed…….and then it busts the absolute fuck open. highly recommend seeing it just for the experience alone


    edit after driving home from the theater: increasing from 4 to 4.5 stars just because they had the balls to make this. so fucking sick

  • Hell Fest

    Hell Fest

    as someone who lives for this kinda shit,,,, it didn’t do much for me! really overdid the “what’s real and what’s just apart of the haunted house” trope, didn’t get anything from the characters, and the ending is laughable

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  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★★

    Like I’ll be nervous even when there’s nothing to be nervous about really. Like...it’s sort of like when you wait in line for a roller coaster and you have that nervous stomach, like I feel like that all the time, like every day, and I don’t ever get that feeling you get after you ride the roller coaster when you feel better. It’s just like I’m waiting in the line all the time. And I try really hard not feel like that but, I don’t know, I just can’t.

    😔✊

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    here’s a review of the ice cream cake that i ate half of while watching this:

    so it was just one of those days. kinda down in the dumps, not really about anything too specific. i think i’m just lonely (aren’t we all?). to really indulge in the melancholy, i wanted to get an ice cream cake, eat it in bed, and watch one of my favorite movies. at first i was thinking scream but then decided to go back…