Alisa has written 4 reviews for films rated β˜… .

  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2

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    Sequels always have a hard job following their original. That’s what makes Kissing Booth 2 so impressive, it manages to be a perfect sequel. Perfect sequel in the sense that it captures everything bad about the first one, adds nothing good and probably makes everything even worse than it was if that was even possible.

  • The Wrong Missy

    The Wrong Missy

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    Everyone:Β β€œYou made another horrendous comedy just to get a free holiday?”

    Happy Madison Productions: β€œWhat, like it’s hard?”

  • Cats

    Cats

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    Ok so yeah, this was as absurd, bizarre and horrible as I had expected. But I didn’t realise it would also be so boring half the time. There were several times where my friends and I contemplated just leaving and escaping this nightmare of a film.

    The cats are horrifying, the plot nonsensical, the strange editing is jarring, the humour falls flat and even most of the songs are bad. I only laughed at serious moments and was stone faced…

  • That's My Boy

    That's My Boy

    Fuuck this movie is bad... I only laughed once, at the end, and I’m pretty sure that was more of a hysterical sob of relief than anything else.