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  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Disappearance of Willie Bingham
  • Killing Words
  • Possession

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  • Little Dead Rotting Hood


  • How to Slay a Vampire


  • I Saw the Devil


  • WWE Royal Rumble 2022

Pinned reviews

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying


    Good night and welcome fellow Children of Chaos

    I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.

    From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the…

  • Acid




    This reviewer said that the movie was made based on director Just Philippot's childhood nightmares.

    As a child, I learned about Acid Rain. I had this fear of rain for a while. Whenever it rained I had to watch to make sure it wasn't melting trees. Yes, I know that isn't exactly what Acid Rain is, tell that to a little child. When it rain, while I slept I had this recurring nightmare where the rain would start to…

Recent reviews

  • Little Dead Rotting Hood

    Little Dead Rotting Hood

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    This gains 2 stars from the sex scene alone, wozers.

    This movie is almost too fucking dumb to hate. It opens with a bunch of horny teenagers being attacked by a wolf, then turns into someone's weird Werewolf the Apocalypse LARP. Den mothers, and Forest Guardians, and Silver Fangs, and the Children of Gaia.

    For real , is this Jared Cohn's backstory for his WtA game?

    The plot is stupid, and there…

  • How to Slay a Vampire

    How to Slay a Vampire

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    This is it, I've now watched more than 2,000 hours of crap, and what a way to cross that line than with a Polonia Bros. movie.

    One of the things I like is how the Polonia Bros. cast themselves as losers and idiots. Take an M. Night who usually casts himself as a key role, these guys are both shown as dopes.

    And while there is a LOT of dated humour, much…

Popular reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    I just saw an interview where Patterson said he wasn't going to destroy his body to fit the role like Bale did.

    And people are mad about it.

    Fuck us fans. Just fuck us all. We don't deserve movies.

  • Cube


    You know all the shitty remakes of Japanese movies we've done, time they get their revenge I guess