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  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying


    Good night and welcome fellow Children of Chaos

    I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.

    From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the…

  • Acid




    This reviewer said that the movie was made based on director Just Philippot's childhood nightmares.

    As a child, I learned about Acid Rain. I had this fear of rain for a while. Whenever it rained I had to watch to make sure it wasn't melting trees. Yes, I know that isn't exactly what Acid Rain is, tell that to a little child. When it rain, while I slept I had this recurring nightmare where the rain would start to…

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  • Absentia


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    I fucking adore this film. It is legit haunting. Saw it a few years ago on like shotime or something. I saw it in pieces because of shit going on and I knew I just had to sit down and watch.

    And I'm glad I did. This movie actually kind of gets to me. Like this idea that you could go missing. No one will ever see you again, you are not…

  • House of the Witchdoctor

    House of the Witchdoctor

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    Hey movie title. FUCKING SPOILERS

    So here this dude gets out of prison, does some blow with his BFF, and harasses a group of kids going to stay with their friend at her parent's house. There is ONE RULE, stay out of the basement.

    So the duo go to the house, rape 2 of the ladies, kill 2 of the dudes. Kill one of the aforementioned raped ladies.

    The daughter hides in…

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  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

    So these moves are based on a real thing.

    You see a lot of people die and death has a group of people working for him. The celestial order is unionized and Death is guaranteed 4 weeks vacation every year. So sometimes he has his middle management take over for him.

    There is this kid named Chad, or Chazz as we all refuse to call him. Kinda a 90s kid who's dad is an important figure in the divine bureaucracy.…

  • Joker



    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    So I have dabbled in some fan fic writing. I think all writers do. It's just something people can do to hone their craft, learn pitfalls, ext.

    So my DCU Fan Fic, this is almost my Joker.

    Joker has spent so much time trying to be more hardcore. Scarier in all media. TV, Comics, Movies. Jared Leto is a perfect example of this. He is what a 4 year old thinks is…