Favorite films

  • Scooby-Doo
  • A Knight's Tale
  • Mamma Mia!
  • National Treasure

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  • TÁR

    ★★★★

  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★

  • Becoming

    ★½

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★

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  • Zoolander

    Zoolander

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    90 minutes of Hansel serving cunt

  • Emily

    Emily

    ★★★★

    Not a phone in sight, just sherry, opium and undiagnosed mental illness.

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  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★★

    This isn’t what I meant when I said “have the confidence of a white man”. 

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★

    My lord of the flies

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  • Eiffel

    Eiffel

    ★★★½

    My dumb ass sitting on the edge of my seat like “oh no, will he ever get the funding to finish the Eiffel Tower”.

  • Something Borrowed

    Something Borrowed

    ★★½

    If you’re visiting John Krasinski in London and he confesses his love for you then you better hire yourself an immigration lawyer, obtain a visa and move to London just to be with him.