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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Dec 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  90 minutes of Hansel serving cunt

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  Emily 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Nov 2022

  Not a phone in sight, just sherry, opium and undiagnosed mental illness.

Recent reviews

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  TÁR 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2023

  This isn’t what I meant when I said “have the confidence of a white man”. 

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2023

  My lord of the flies

Popular reviews

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  Eiffel 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Nov 2021 2

  My dumb ass sitting on the edge of my seat like “oh no, will he ever get the funding to finish the Eiffel Tower”.

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  Something Borrowed 2011

  ★★½ Rewatched 26 Sep 2021

  If you’re visiting John Krasinski in London and he confesses his love for you then you better hire yourself an immigration lawyer, obtain a visa and move to London just to be with him.